Things that will look better on you than vintage misery.what you'll be getting
-FOB Skull Sweater
-Alone Together TShirt
-A fly FOB hatrules
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-You have until January 11th @ 11:59 p.m.
-This must get at least 25 notes (that’s fair enough)
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*opens window and screams* AM I MORE THAN YOUVE BARGAINED FOR YET I’VE BEEN DYING TO TELL YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT TO HEAR CAUSE THATS JUST WHO I AM THIS WEEK
u kno when you really really wanna be somebody’s friend and u admire them from a far like “i wanna be your friend" then you actually become their friend
All I want for christmas is mental stability
hey sheldon, what’s up?
the ceiling, of course
[extensively long laugh track, continuing on for minutes, breaking on hours. audience members are slowly dying of laughter, unable to stop. the actors want to cry out in grief for them to stop, but they are on set. it is a massive tragedy]
noen sier venstre populisme, jeg sier venstre puppylisme.
herlighet hva feiler dere denne var hysterisk.
noen ganger skriver jeg hemmelige og morsomme koder inn i meldingene mine. Og så forstår ikke folk at det er det, og de trur sikkert at jeg bare skriver skikkelig merkelige meldinger.
(nå var denne var til deg Christine)
det er forsåvidt mulig at hun så det, men at du bare LOL DET OVERSER JEG HUN DER ER TEIT
JEG ER SÅ FORVIRRET
straight men are so fucking gay
if you’re doubting me on this place a mini whiteboard and a felt pen about 10 feet from one and time how long it takes for them to crudely draw a penis
R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me
IT CAME OUT LIKE A WRECKING BALL